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I'm gonna do something really stupid and suggest that you all consider joining https://mafia.gg/

It's a quick paced, online mafia game that's pretty fun once you get the hang of it. If you do join, try not to be a dick or use slurs or do anything shitty (pretty much most of the stuff you do here) or you'll probably get banned.

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Dang it I like using slurs and being a jackass

β›§ π“ͺ𝓢𝔂 β›§

me too πŸ˜”

πŸ’€

Slurs are funnnn

Orange Juice

The Unknown King of Moderation

Oh i think I’ve played that before, it’s pretty cool

It’s blocked on my current device.l

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I adopted him, so legally hes mine

He keeps taking his hand off my thigh ):

I’ll grab the rubber chicken..

May stop whining

The Unknown King of Moderation

Hes probably tryna be like respectful or something

Relationship problems

The Unknown King of Moderation

Hes probably tryna be like respectful or something

Dude i put HIS HAND THERE

you cant hurt me with chanclas mr jake state farm

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Angel I misplaced the rubber chicken, is a brick ok?

MayWantsACoolName

Is something wrong?

IDK maybe I'm crazy you just seem a little upset

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Delete that

I walk the path of The Dagger…I cannot

Alr cool I got a big ol brick

Make fletcher gimmie alota attention rn cause i want it

Fletcherrrr I gotta beat ur ass with a brick

pound my ass with a brick?

More like ur skull because u aren’t giving Angel attention

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i’ll wear a toga

*Falling path walking noises*

yeah hes chooseing his keybored ova me ):

GIVE HER ATTENTION

OR ILL BASH U WITH A BRICKS

Just fuck on the desks

Nobody really cares..

meet up bathroom in five minuytes

Just do it on the desks

we will still be in the same class in 5 mins

Naaaaah

β›§ π“ͺ𝓢𝔂 β›§

why’s no one responding to my horniness 😭

I cannot. I walk the path of The Dagger

I cannot my former queen..

It is haram

Toga pic could change mind

But rn it’s haram

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why’s no one responding to my horniness 😭

I'll respond.. 😏

Anonymous

Jakeyyy~?

Is the brick still required?

β›§ π“ͺ𝓢𝔂 β›§

they have this thing that stored deleted emails

Just post it on here

Fletcher ur girl wants me to beat you with a brick

β›§ π“ͺ𝓢𝔂 β›§

who’s a guy

What he say

…..

jakey make him pin me to a wall

Pic now

Friends with benefits

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W Jake

Jake’s right, TRY HARDER

We must see, is the in

it’s the only thing that can convince me to stray from the path

Wade

it’s the only thing that can convince me to stray from the path

I can convince you to do anything to me 😏

β›§ π“ͺ𝓢𝔂 β›§

I’M SORRY I TRIED 😭😭

TRY HARDER THIS IS THE ROMAN EMPIRE

Hard pass

β›§ π“ͺ𝓢𝔂 β›§

I’M SORRY I TRIED 😭😭

SEND PIC

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

I HAVE 25 MILLION POWER IN RISE OF KINGDOMS

PATHETIC I HAVE 30 MILLION

MayWantsACoolName

Your hard all right 😏

I’d rather fuck a brick

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

BARELY ANY OFF

I JUST GAINED 10 BILLION MORE POWER IN THAT SPAN OF TIME

Wade

I’d rather fuck a brick

It's okay your secrets safe with me 😏

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

I GAINED 20 TRILLION

GASP HOW DID U DO IT?!

β›§ π“ͺ𝓢𝔂 β›§

just imagine me?

I've seen your face

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

broken game glitches

WELL. I BOUGHT SPOTIFY PREMIUMπŸ—Ώ

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

I GOT DISNEY MINUS AGHHHH

GASP

β›§ π“ͺ𝓢𝔂 β›§

rate me

11/10 let's do it girl 😏

THATS IMPOSSIBLE

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

NOTHINGS IMPOSSIBLE πŸ—Ώ

I HAVE….YOUTUBE PREMIUM

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

-10 / 10 πŸ—Ώ * phonk intensifies *

-100000/10 *phonk intensifies more*

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

i have subscriptions from the DW πŸ—Ώ

I HAVE A PREMIUM HUB PASS

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

-∞ / 10

That’s accurate

I HAVE PEACOCK PREMIUM

MayWantsACoolName

Wait what are we talking about

What we rate u

Wade

I HAVE PEACOCK PREMIUM

Bro's got those office superfan episodes

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

I have a PREMIUM LIFE πŸ—ΏπŸ—ΏπŸ—ΏπŸ—Ώ

I HAVE A GET OUT OF HELL FREE CARD

Wade

What we rate u

You haven't even seen me before πŸ’€

MayWantsACoolName

You haven't even seen me before πŸ’€

Still a -∞ / 10

Depresso_Espresso

...

Hey Espresso Expresso

ima be toucnhed deprived when i go to my next calss

Wade

Still a -∞ / 10

I mean true but oddly enough some people seem to think I look great

ETHAN YOU CANT BEAT ME I HAVE INFINITE BACKSHOTS

MayWantsACoolName

I mean true but oddly enough some people seem to think I look great

I disagree with the Janitor

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

I CAN BEAT U

INFINITE BACKSHOTS

The Unknown King of Moderation

Same with you wade

I have a plan..

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

I HAVE INFINITE LIFE , I RESPAWN , I LIVED 20 oHTER LIVES

IMPOSSIBLE

IVE BEEN HERE SINCE THE DAWN OF TIME

EXACTLY I SHALL NEVER DIE

Dying=Gay

Stop stalllingg

MayWantsACoolName

Who wants me to face reveal when I get away

No

JUST SHOW THE PIC

NO TELL US NOW

MayWantsACoolName

L I'm hot

Hot as room temp maybe

β›§ π“ͺ𝓢𝔂 β›§

he said 9/10 gyatt smash

DAMN

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I always have those,myou

Lull be fine

Angel I have those all the time

You’ll be fine

The Unknown King of Moderation

See you DO get horny

nuh uh

I must resist..I walk the path of The Dagger

MayWantsACoolName

Amy am I hotter than the sun

If the sun was -100000 degrees

Depresso_Espresso

Oop-

Based

Me rn:πŸ¦‹πŸ¦‹πŸ¦‹πŸ¦‹πŸ¦‹πŸ¦‹πŸ¦‹πŸ¦‹πŸ¦‹πŸ¦‹πŸ¦‹πŸ¦‹πŸ¦‹πŸ¦‹πŸ¦‹πŸ¦‹πŸ¦‹πŸ¦‹πŸ¦‹πŸ¦‹πŸ¦‹πŸ¦‹πŸ¦‹πŸ¦‹πŸ¦‹πŸ¦‹πŸ¦‹πŸ¦‹πŸ¦‹πŸ¦‹πŸ¦‹πŸ¦‹πŸ¦‹πŸ¦‹πŸ¦‹πŸ¦‹πŸ¦‹πŸ¦‹πŸ¦‹πŸ¦‹πŸ¦‹πŸ¦‹πŸ¦‹πŸ¦‹πŸ¦‹πŸ¦‹πŸ¦‹πŸ¦‹πŸ¦‹πŸ¦‹v

β›§ π“ͺ𝓢𝔂 β›§

i gtg for class

Bye <3

May put it this way..I wouldn’t be in 20 feet of ur ass if u were the last person on the Earth

Wade

May put it this way..I wouldn’t be in 20 feet of ur ass if u were the last person on the Earth

Didn't ask

MayWantsACoolName

Didn't ask

Stop asking for me to fuck you then

MayWantsACoolName

I'm the hottest girl to ever girl

No, I think I am 😁😁😁😁

Wade

Stop asking for me to fuck you then

πŸ’€ wait you were taking this seriously? πŸ’€πŸ’€

Depresso_Espresso

No, I think I am 😁😁😁😁

I can say maybe

Depresso_Espresso

No, I think I am 😁😁😁😁

Notice how I still haven’t answered you on the crew 😏😏😏😏

The Unknown King of Moderation

Notice how I still haven’t answered you on the crew 😏😏😏😏

I got off that it was boring

MayWantsACoolName

I'm the hottest cutest most amazing girl to ever girl

False

MayWantsACoolName

I'm the hottest cutest most amazing girl to ever girl

False

May is the most feminist man to ever man, except that one dude..

The Unknown King of Moderation

I ditched class to sit in my freezing ass car while it rains

Based

Wade

May is the most feminist man to ever man, except that one dude..

Not a man but okay

MayWantsACoolName

I'm the hottest cutest most amazing girl to ever girl

I doubt ur even a girl

MayWantsACoolName

I'm the hottest girl to ever girl

False

The Unknown King of Moderation

😏😏😏😏

Wait for meeee

β›§ π“ͺ𝓢𝔂 β›§

i’m the hottest girl to ever girl right boys

No I am

Depresso_Espresso

I doubt ur even a girl

OHO BASED

β›§ π“ͺ𝓢𝔂 β›§

i’m the hottest girl to ever girl right boys

I can’t simp I can’t…

The Unknown King of Moderation

Hop on uwu rq

Who r u talking to?

MayWantsACoolName

I'm the hottest girl

I doubt ur even a girl

MayWantsACoolName

I'm the hottest girl

Annabelle from the conjuring is hotter

Depresso_Espresso

I doubt ur even a girl

Trans

Did anybody chat me on the crew? I haven’t been on cuz I gotmbored

β›§ π“ͺ𝓢𝔂 β›§

ok bye guys wish me luck on my test

Good luck!

Yo Jake can u post a link? I exes out the tab

Depresso_Espresso

I doubt ur even a girl

What kinda logic is behind that πŸ’€

MayWantsACoolName

What kinda logic is behind that πŸ’€

*cough* trans

The Unknown King of Moderation

To what

The crew

MayWantsACoolName

*cough* transphobic

*cough* u have a dick

Depresso_Espresso

*cough* but no balls

Oh wait…

The Unknown King of Moderation

No dick, no balls, and probably no butthole either since this guy feeds off radiation

Jake link

The Unknown King of Moderation

No dick, no balls, and probably no butthole either since this guy feeds off radiation

What

The Unknown King of Moderation

To what

The Uwu crew

Didn’t ask but ok

Depresso_Espresso

The crew

Can u post one? U sent one yesterday

The Unknown King of Moderation

It’s got β€œcarny” in the url see if that autocompletes for you

Yea I exes out the tab cuz it got boring

Aaaay GG

Depresso_Espresso

Yea hol up

Alr

GG Miller

how r u

Bro I’ve talked to u before

Alr thanks

Thank goodness, thought I forgot my log in

Alr im on too

https://carny-s-uwu-crew.mn.co/feed

back to my why to yours why

why to your why back to my why to yours why now back to mine to your why to mine so WHY

ENOUCH ABOUT HIM, FUCK HIM

Lol May made a post about transphobia on here being crazy

For the Harry Potter thing?

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How’s that stupid that u didn’t watch Harry Potter?

I GOT HAPPYWHEN I SAW THAT

mhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm im caalm now

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