Luigi jokes

Q: What was the last thing the United Healthcare CEO heard before he got shot?

A: "It's me, Luigi!"

I'd tell a Luigi joke, but it would fall flat faster than the line on his victim's heart monitor.

Mario: Princess Peach got kidnapped again!

Luigi: Where did they go?

Mario: To the left.

Luigi: Fuck

Luigi and Daisy are actually Aussie! How?

They wear GREEN and GOLD! The Aussie Colors!

A Mario & Luigi joke.

What are the Mario bros' view on child support?

Mario: The parents are obligated to provide for the child and help them the best they could.

Luigi: LMAO I GOTTA GO!

Luigi was dying and had two sons. Bruno was handsome, but Alberto was ugly.

He said, "Maria, tell me, is Alberto my son?"

"Yes, Luigi," his wife said, and he died happily.

Wife said, "Thank God he didn’t ask about the other one!"