You know a parana can devour a small child in 30 seconds Any way I lost my job at the aquarium today

Roses are red, my blood is too, And i’ve been seeing it alot more, since i’ve lost you

What did the zoo say to the snow ❄️? Get lost

The reason Steven hawking died is he lost his internet connection

Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, “Oh for once you lost some pounds!”

Yeah Who am I? Someone that’s afraid to let go, uh You decide, if you’re ever gonna, let me know (yeah) Suicide, if you ever try to let go, uh I’m sad and low, yeah I’m sad and low, yeah Who am I? Someone that’s afraid to let go, uh You decide, if you’re ever gonna, let me know (yeah) Suicide, if you ever try to let go, uh I’m sad and low, yeah I’m sad and low, yeah I gave her everything She took my heart and left me lonely I’ve been broken, heart’s contentious I won’t fix, I’d rather weep I’m lost and I’m found, but It’s torture being in love I love when you’re around But I fucking hate when you leave Who am I? Someone that’s afraid to let go, uh You decide, if you’re ever gonna, let me know (yeah) Suicide, if you ever try to let go, uh I’m sad and low, yeah I’m sad and low, yeah Who am I? Someone that’s afraid to let go, uh You decide, if you’re ever gonna, let me know (yeah) Suicide, if you ever try to let go, uh I’m sad and low, yeah I’m sad and low, yeah Who am I? Someone that’s afraid to let go, uh You decide, if you’re ever gonna, let me know (yeah) Suicide, if you ever try to let go, uh I’m sad and low, yeah I’m sad and low, yeah Who am I? Someone that’s afraid to let go, uh You decide, if you’re ever gonna, let me know (yeah) Suicide, if you ever try to let go, uh I’m sad and low, yeah I’m sad and low, yeah

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor!

roses are red my blood is too i see a lot when i lost u

Why do the japanese hate Christmas???

Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population

Steven Hawking lost the wifi connection on March 14, 2018.

Stephen hawking death was because he lost WiFi connection

I tried to find my watch I lost last week but I didn’t have the time

Girlfriend:I just lost 5 pounds! Me:How many makeup wipes did you need?

A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an exposition to the Amazon Forest. After a while they get lost. So as they are walking suddenly the bushes jump up into the air and men with spears are there. One man says “Hey, your in our sacred land. So what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren’t that crazy so we will let you choose how you die.” The man from France said, “bring me the poison.” The man from Britain said, “bring me the gun” And the man from New York said, “bring me a gun as well!” The guy was confused but still brought it the items and gave it to them. The guy from France said, “for the France!” And drank the poison and died. The man from Britain said, “long live the queen!” And shot himself and died. And the man from New York started shotting and laughing like a mad man and said. 3 men lived through this and one said to the others, “Well…sh!# that didn’t go as planned.”

What do u call a mexican that has lost his car?

Carlos!

A man in conversation with his friend says that his wife is on a 3-week diet. The friend curiously asks, how much has she lost? The man replies, “her life.”

I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage.

I lost my case.

Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.

My disabled dad went to the grocery store

He got lost and yet they couldn’t find him

Finally he was found after a kid told them he was in the vegetable aisle

Stephen hawking died because he lost wifi connection

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