Lost

Lost Jokes

why cant americans play chess? because they lost their 2 towers

Why are americans bad at clash roylae? because they lost thier 2 towers

Kid me: I lost my stick.

Teacher: No, you didn’t.

Kid me: How do you know that?

Teacher: It’s hanging out of your pants.

I sat down and reminisced about the past. I remembered all the people I've lost along the way.

Maybe becoming a tour guide wasn't a good idea.

Dad: What did your older brother say before he lost his virginity?

Son: Dad, please don't.

Dad: Exactly.

This chess game against America and England is getting interesting. First, America lost both of its towers, but now England has lost its queen.