I Tried to give directions to a orphan but he got lost bc there was no home
Why couldn't the orphan watch Spiderman he couldn't find his way home
Why does Britan suck at chess?
They lost their queen.
why cant americans play chess? because they lost their 2 towers
Why are americans bad at clash roylae? because they lost thier 2 towers
Kid me: I lost my stick
Teacher : No you didn’t
Kid me: How do you know that?
Teacher: It’s hanging out out of your pants
I sat down and reminised about the past, I remembered all the people I've lost along the way. Maybe becoming a Tour Guide wasn't a good idea.
Why is England so bad at clash of clans? Because they lost their queen
dad: what did your older brother say before he lost his virginity son: dad please don't dad:exactly
Why is the us so bad at clash Royale because they already lost two towers
Why are the English so bad at chess? Bc they lost their queen.
I ran into a kid today now im in jail and i lost ma drivers license
The orphan was playing baseball, he hit a home run. His coach told him to run home. He couldn't find it.
This chess game against America and England is getting interesting, first America lost both of its towers but now England has lost its queen
I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?
My name is Osama, I lost my jobba, so I became a BOMBA 💣
Never talk about 9/11 to me i lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot ;(
I see a kid crying in the park right. So I go up to him and say " hey where are your parants" and he says "well my dad left to get the milk and never came back and my mother died in a plane crash in the Bermuda triangle
Can we stop talking about 9/11? I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot.
What does an orphan's father and Nemo have in common.
They are both nowhere to be found.
The other day, I walked up to someone who looked lost and he had all scraggy clothes on, I said : Are you an orphan?. He said : Yeah what gave me away? I said : Your parents buddy
