Lost

Lost jokes

Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.

One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.

Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.

Why don't catholic kids lose their virginity in their 20's?

Because they lost it to a priest when they were 5

I tried to give directions to an orphan, but he got lost because there was no home.

Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.

Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.

Kid me: I lost my stick.

Teacher: No, you didn’t.

Kid me: How do you know that?

Teacher: It’s hanging out of your pants.

I sat down and reminisced about the past. I remembered all the people I've lost along the way.

Maybe becoming a tour guide wasn't a good idea.

Why is England so bad at Clash of Clans?

Because they lost their queen.

Dad: What did your older brother say before he lost his virginity?

Son: Dad, please don't.

Dad: Exactly.

The orphan was playing baseball. He hit a home run. His coach told him to run home. He couldn't find it.

This chess game against America and England is getting interesting. First, America lost both of its towers, but now England has lost its queen.