Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
Why don't catholic kids lose their virginity in their 20's?
Because they lost it to a priest when they were 5
You have two brain cells; one is lost, and the other is out looking for it.
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
I tried to give directions to an orphan, but he got lost because there was no home.
Why couldn't the orphan watch Spiderman? He couldn't find his way home.
Why does Britain suck at chess?
They lost their queen.
Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Kid me: I lost my stick.
Teacher: No, you didn’t.
Kid me: How do you know that?
Teacher: It’s hanging out of your pants.
I sat down and reminisced about the past. I remembered all the people I've lost along the way.
Maybe becoming a tour guide wasn't a good idea.
Why is England so bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they lost their queen.
Dad: What did your older brother say before he lost his virginity?
Son: Dad, please don't.
Dad: Exactly.
Why is the US so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why are the English so bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen.
I ran into a kid today. Now I'm in jail and I lost my driver's license.
The orphan was playing baseball. He hit a home run. His coach told him to run home. He couldn't find it.
This chess game against America and England is getting interesting. First, America lost both of its towers, but now England has lost its queen.
I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?
"My name is Osama, I lost my jobba, so I became a BOMBA 💣"
