Newest Lose Jokes - Worst Jokes Ever

Me traveling back in time
to September 11th 2001 to
warn people in New York
that Pluto will lose its
status as a plane Tik Tok
@chizzy2dizzy

When you’re losing the rap battle💀

They say sticks and stones'll break your
bones, I'm sticks and stones
PARENTAL

Y'all ever notice when you lose the
remote you lose trust in everyone?
"Are you sitting on the remote?"
- "No"
"Stand up"

Why can't England play chess? Because they have no queen, and they will soon lose their king.

How is a marriage like a hurricane?

In the beginning there’s a lot of sucking and blowing but at the end you lose your house

Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump?

Because orange is the new black.

Women have always been the
primary victims of war.
Women lose their husbands, their
fathers, their sons in combat.
- Hillary Clinton
MEN HAVE ALWAYS BEEN
THE PRIMARY VICTIMS
OF RAPE. IT HAPPENS TO
THEIR WIVES, THEIR MOTHERS,
AND THEIR DAUGHTERS.

Photocase

Why do emos suck at playing tic tac toe on their wrists? Because when they win they lose.

Playercard
HOW I LOSE
LAG
I LOVE
NIGGERS
SirupyLeopards
Career Overview
Level 55
Prestige 15
Rank 81
League Best

Create
colonies
on new
continent
Lose to
the
colonies
in a war
Tax the
colonies
to pay for
your
empire
Lose to
the
colonies
in a war

2 Transphobic people are angry at me
I helped a 15 year old teenager lose his virginity. I accidentally infected him with HIV, but I didn't knew
when we had sex.
His family has a right to be angry with me, but what it's completely unfair it's that they were using
transphobic slurs with me, I feel so dysphoric now and my day is ruined.
So did you hear
what he did last
week?
She.
Right.
Anyway, she raped
a minor and gave
him aids.

What war did the black community win

The Obama era. Only to lose to a smarter white person

Why did the plane go to kfc,

To lose its wings and crash

Pov:You start writing son lyrics because you can't stand up for yourself knowing you've lost

911 happened a while ago and it's slowly losing it's fame

TIME FOR A REMAKE

Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 off a bet

They betted $100 that they won’t crash when they went through the twin towers

What's the same with shoes and slaves? When they get lose you tie them up

So this guy right, he has been through the worst shit in his life. He lost his house, his car, his wife, his kids, everything except his dog. About 2 weeks after he loses everything he goes to apply for a job. He attends work for the first 2 weeks to get his first paycheck and then calls in sick for about a month. He comes back to his boss' office after the month is over and his boss questions him. The man claims, "Sir, I was blowing chunks." "what do you mean by 'blowing chunks' ?" says the boss. The man replies with, " Chunks is the name of my dog..."