Longevity jokes

What do trannies and jokes about them have in common?

Neither of them get old.

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

My battery lasted longer than your sad, depressing life.

Life lesson guys:

Remember, being healthy is basically dying as slowly as possible.

It's said Duracell batteries are supposed to last 75 years, well Stephen, here you are.