Literal jokes
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To get to the bottom.
There was an enemy with a machine gun.
My commander said, "Un-arm the enemy."
So I ran over to the enemy and chopped his arms off.
Having an abortion will make you so tired... it literally sucks the life out of you.
Here’s my pun.
Yup literally nothing... jeez this was pretty plain.
My friend surprised me for my birthday with a book called ‘Road-Kill Recipes’. I did find some roadkill the other day, so I cooked it according to one recipe and it was delicious. I’m just not sure what I should do with the bicycle.
Are guys scared of the word "Choppiness"?
Because it is literally saying "chop-penis."
Max's joke is literally a joke.
There's 10 kind of people in the world. Those who know binary and those who don't.
Today, a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. -- A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
A programmer and his wife.
She says, "We're out of bread. Please go to the grocery store and buy one. And if they've got eggs, get six."
After a while, he's back with six loaves of bread.
The wife asks, "Why did you buy 6 loaves of bread?"
He replies, "They had eggs."