Listening jokes
How did the Asian couple name their child?
They dropped pots and pans down the stairs and listened to the noises.
What do monkeys and gorillas love to listen to?
The Monkees and Gorillaz.
The patient says, "Doctor, you've got to help me. Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say."
The doctor says, "Next, please."