How do you fit 1000 babies in a swimming pool?
A blender.
How do you get them out? Slurp them up with a straw.
Liquid Jokes
What do you call milk that gets everything she wants?
Spoiled milk.
What does a glass of water ask a pond?
"Water you doing?"
What does the pond answer?
"Pondering life."
What do you get when you mix an apple with water... applesauce. Wait, do not leave yet. If you are still reading this, you have been rekt, ha ha. At least I am still laughing.
What do you call it when you drop a bottle of food dye?
"It's dye-ing."
I had a dream about the whole ocean being filled with orange soda.
Turns out it was a Fanta sea.
