Why is Fairy’s washing up liquid the best form of Lubricant for anal sex? -No more tears.
What did the bottle of conditioner do on the toilet?
Shampoo
Last Night I had a dream I was swimming in lemonade... turns out I peed the bed.
What happens when water loses its bottom jaw? It had a hurt o-chin(Ocean)!
Can i get a glass of water? I will give u anything u ask.
Really, than give me a pond of water
How do you fit 1000 babies in a swimming pool? A blender. How do you get them out? Slurp them up with a straw.
what do you call milk that gets everything she wants?
spoiled milk
what do you get when you mix an apple with water... applesauce wait do not leave yet if you are still reading this you have been rekt ha ha at least im still laughing.
