Liquid jokes
Girl, is your butt made of water, because it is tubig?
What do you call a girl who is thirsty for water?
An H2hoe.
Take a water bottle, shake it, you got piss.
The Arabian Sea is in which state?
Liquid.
I went to the dam to take the dam tour, but the dam tour guide told me there wasn't going to be a dam tour that day. So I was thirsty and I wanted some dam water, but the dam man wouldn't give me any dam water, so I told the dam man to keep his dam water.
People say your body is 75% water, while mine [is] 100% full of coffee.
A random drunk person ate poop, but he found out it was liquid...
Ayo imagine having a chocolate fountain, but instead it cost a billion dollars a gallon and you have a hundred thousands, that number will never equate to how many porno magazines and alcoholic beverages and malty liquors stolen from my brother's bedroom as a desperate attempt at being edgy. Ayo, maybe instead of the future cars being powered by petroleum oil and gas, but with hot chocolate.
Why was Wet scared of Water? Because he was the water.
See, morbid humor is just like water, not everyone gets it.
Hot water look a**.
what's black and red and is a liquid?
my scars!
Why is Fairy's washing up liquid the best form of lubricant for anal sex?
No more tears.
What did the bottle of conditioner do on the toilet?
Shampoo.
What did one droplet say to the other?
"Water you thinking?"
The baby water bottle said to the mommy water bottle, "Mommy, I lost my teddy bear." The mommy water bottle said, "Why don't you RECAP on what you said?"
How does water say hi?
It waves.
R.I.P. boiled water. You will be mist.
Last night I had a dream I was swimming in lemonade... turns out I peed the bed.
Water to his Dad, Steam: Hi, Dad, I mist you!
Steam: double-you(w). aich(h). ay(a). tee(t)?