what's black and red and is a liquid?
my scars!
Why is Fairy’s washing up liquid the best form of Lubricant for anal sex? -No more tears.
What did the bottle of conditioner do on the toilet?
Shampoo.
Last night I had a dream I was swimming in lemonade... turns out I peed the bed.
What happens when water loses its bottom jaw?
It had a hurt o-chin (ocean)!
I was boiling some water and said, "Water, you will be mist!"
What did the water say to the water? "Water" you doing?
His favorite drink was his dribble.
Can i get a glass of water? I will give u anything u ask.
Really, than give me a pond of water
How do you fit 1000 babies in a swimming pool? A blender. How do you get them out? Slurp them up with a straw.
What do you call milk that gets everything she wants?
Spoiled milk.
What do you get when you mix an apple with water... applesauce. Wait, do not leave yet. If you are still reading this, you have been rekt, ha ha. At least I am still laughing.
What do you call it when you drop a bottle of food dye?
"It's dye-ing."
I had a dream about the whole ocean being filled with orange soda.
Turns out it was a Fanta sea.
