Ayo imagine having a chocolate fountain, but instead it cost a billion dollars a gallon and you have a hundred thousands, that number will never equate to how many porno magazines and alcoholic beverages and malty liquors stolen from my brother's bedroom as a desperate attempt at being edgy. Ayo, maybe instead of the future cars being powered by petroleum oil and gas, but with hot chocolate.
Why was Wet scared of Water? Because he was the water.
See, morbid humor is just like water, not everyone gets it.
Hot water look a**.
what's black and red and is a liquid?
my scars!
Why is Fairy's washing up liquid the best form of lubricant for anal sex?
No more tears.
What did the bottle of conditioner do on the toilet?
Shampoo.
The baby water bottle said to the mommy water bottle, "Mommy, I lost my teddy bear." The mommy water bottle said, "Why don't you RECAP on what you said?"
Last night I had a dream I was swimming in lemonade... turns out I peed the bed.
Water to his Dad, Steam: Hi, Dad, I mist you!
Steam: double-you(w). aich(h). ay(a). tee(t)?
What happens when water loses its bottom jaw?
It had a hurt o-chin (ocean)!
I was boiling some water and said, "Water, you will be mist!"
What did the water say to the water? "Water" you doing?
His favorite drink was his dribble.
What is the opposite of salt water?
Pepper water.
Can I get a glass of water? I will give you anything you ask.
Really, then give me a pond of water.
How do you fit 1000 babies in a swimming pool? A blender. How do you get them out? Slurp them up with a straw.
What do you call milk that gets everything she wants?
Spoiled milk.
What does a glass of water ask a pond?
"Water you doing?"
What does the pond answer?
"Pondering life."
What do you get when you mix an apple with water... applesauce. Wait, do not leave yet. If you are still reading this, you have been rekt, ha ha. At least I am still laughing.
