Liquid

Liquid Jokes

How do you fit 1000 babies in a swimming pool? A blender. How do you get them out? Slurp them up with a straw.

What does a glass of water ask a pond?

"Water you doing?"

What does the pond answer?

"Pondering life."

What do you get when you mix an apple with water... applesauce. Wait, do not leave yet. If you are still reading this, you have been rekt, ha ha. At least I am still laughing.