Limb jokes
Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.
Where do leg amputees go to buy a car? IHOP
What does a man with no arms or legs do on Halloween?
Nothing.
Why can't Sally swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock knock, "Who's there?", not Sally.
Where did Sally go when the bombs dropped?
Everywhere.
A man woke up from a serious surgery. He screamed, "Doctor! Doctor! I can't feel my legs!" And the doctor replied, "I know. I amputated your arms."
How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?
Wave.