Limb jokes

What position would a man with no legs and arms play in baseball?

Home base.

What's the difference between limbs of babies and a dick?

I've never sucked on dicks.

Why don't amputees ever get cold? They're always wearing their stump warmers.

Where do leg amputees go to buy a car? IHOP

I was going to think of a good amputee joke...

But I’m stumped.

What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?

Don't matter what you call him, he ain't coming.

What do you call a little boy with no arms and no legs?

Names.

What do you call a kid with no arms or legs? Names......

Why did the orange fall off the tree? Because he went out on a limb.

What has 4 limbs and can make a sidewalk red? Me falling from a 20 story building.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

If somebody cuts their leg off and hits you with it, would they be kicking or hitting you?

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?

Names.

Q: What do you call a little girl without arms and legs?

A: Names.

What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Having arms and legs.

I'm trying to come up with a set-up for an amputee joke, but I'm stumped.

What has 4 legs and 1 arm? A Doberman in a playground.

How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?

Wave.

What does a man with no arms or legs do on Halloween?

Nothing.

I have an auntie who has no arms and no legs. She is my dad's half sister.