How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?
Wave.
I'm trying to come up with a set-up for an amputee joke, but I'm stumped
why wasn't the infant's entire body found
because the limbs are scattered around 43°17.7355’N, 113°58.4205’W
A limbless criminal has just been identified. Police says the suspect is armed and on the run.
If somebody cuts their leg off and hits you with it. Works they be kicking or hitting you?
If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery...I’ll kill him with my bear hands.
Person 1: “You assume I’m gay because I have rainbow hair, I’m wearing a rainbow shirt, and I have a rainbow pride flag behind me?”
Person 2: “You assume I’m disabled because I have deformed arms and limbs, no legs, and I ride around in a wheelchair?”
Why did the orange fall off the tree? Cause he went out on a limb
What has 4 limbs and can make a sidewalk red.. me falling from a 20 story building
If you put an amputee with no limbs in a snuggie, it becomes a stubbie.
what has 4legs, than 3 legs, than 2 legs, than 1 leg, than no legs
a baby you cut one off each time
Where do leg amputees go to buy a car?
IHOP
i was going to think of a good amputee joke... but i’m stumped.
what has 4 legs and 1 arm?- -a pitbull in a children's play area
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