Librarian jokes

Here’s another joke my friend told me.

What did the school shooter do when the librarian told him to be quiet? Pulled out a silencer.

My pp was in the Guinness World Record book.

The librarian then asked me to take it out.

An emo man asked a librarian for a suicide book. She said no because you won't bring it back.

I got a job at a library. I got fired after 15 minutes. They told me it was because I put women's rights in the fiction section.