Librarian jokes
I asked a librarian if they had a section with Rocky Horror books.
She said: "Sure, just take a jump to the left and then a step to the right."
I asked the librarian if they had any books on anxiety.
She replied with, "Won't you worry a lot about returning it late?"
I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia.
She whispered, "They're right behind you!"
My pp was in the Guinness World Record book.
The librarian then asked me to take it out.
My dick was in the book of world records.
But then the librarian asked me to take it out.
I got a job at a library. I got fired after 15 minutes. They told me it was because I put women's rights in the fiction section.
I got fired from the library. What did I do? I only put a book on women's rights in the fiction section.
An emo man asked a librarian for a suicide book. She said no because you won't bring it back.
At the library, I got in trouble for putting a cooking book in the women's section.
A man walks into a library and asks for books about paranoia.
The librarian whispers, "They're right behind you!"
Here’s another joke my friend told me.
What did the school shooter do when the librarian told him to be quiet? Pulled out a silencer.
So, unfortunately, I got kicked out of the library again because, for some reason, they say that books on women's rights don't go in the fantasy section.
A man went into a library to get a book on how to commit suicide.
The librarian said, "No, you won't bring it back."
— Can I borrow a book [on] how to kill myself?
— Librarian: No, because you won’t bring it back.
A guy entered a library and wanted to get some books to read. He was searching across the books, and the librarian asked him,
Librarian: What are you looking for?
Man: I am looking for a book!
Librarian: Which book?
Man: Facebook.
A man walks into a library.
Man: "Hello ma'am, do you know where I can find a book on suicide?"
Librarian: "Do you know about our return policy?"
Suicidal Man: ...
Librarian: ...
The Woman checking out a book: "WHAT THE FUCK?"
A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am, I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide.” The librarian replies, “No, you won’t give it back.”
This guy walks into a library one day and asks the librarian for a book on how to commit suicide.
The librarian says, "F*** no, you won’t return it!"
A woman walks into a library and asks if they have any books about paranoia. The librarian says, "They're right behind you!"
My cock was in the book of world records...
The librarian told me to take it out.