I asked the librarian if they had any books on anxiety.
She replied with, "Won't you worry a lot about returning it late?"
I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia.
She whispered, "They're right behind you!"
My pp was in the Guinness World Record book.
The librarian then asked me to take it out.
My dick was in the book of world records.
But then the librarian asked me to take it out.
I got a job at a library,i got fired after 15 minutes,they told me it was because I put women's right in fiction section
An emo man asked a librarian for a suicide book. She said no because you won't bring it back.
At the library I got in trouble for putting a cooking in the women section
Here’s another joke my friend told me.
What did the school shooter do when the librarian told him to be quiet? Pulled out a silencer.
So unfortunately I got kicked out of the library again because for some reason they say that books on women's rights don't go in the fantasy section.
a man went into a libary to get a book on how to commit sucide the libarian said "no you won't bring it back
:can I borrow a book how to kill myself
:librarian. No cause you won’t bring it back
A guy entered a library and wanted to get some books to read. He was searching across the books, and the librarian asked him,
Librarian: What are you looking for?
Man: I am looking for a book!
Librarian: Which book?
Man: Facebook.
*A man walks into a library* Man: Hello ma'am, do you know where I can find a book on suicide? Librarian: Do you know about our return policy? Suicidal Man: ... Librarian: ... The Woman checking out a book: WHAT THE FUCK?
A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am, I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide.” The librarian replies, “No, you won’t give it back.”
This guy walks into a library one day and asks the librarian for a book on how to commit suicide.
The librarian says, "F*** no, you won’t return it!"
A woman walks into a library and asks if they have any books about paranoia. The librarian says, "They're right behind you!"
My cock was in the book of world records...
The librarian told me to take it out.
A man goes to the library to find the best book about committing suicide. So when he asks the librarian, "What's the best book on committing suicide?" The librarian said, "Oh, fuck off...you won't bring it back anyway."
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, "Do you have that book for men with small penises?"
The librarian looks on her computer and says, "I don't know if it's in yet."
"Yeah, that's the one!"
My penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records. -- Then the librarian told me to take it out.
