Leakiness jokes

What is the difference between the human race and a leaky faucet?

My girlfriend told me the dishwasher was leaking, so I brought home some tampons.

Hey girl, do you like Harry Potter?

Because I want to wingardium leviosa up that skirt, alohamora those legs open, and aqua erupto inside of your leaky cauldron.

How do you make a trash can leak?

Hit it with an axe until it becomes part of the cosmos!

My water was leaking, so I used Flex Tape. Now I don't know where to shower.

My water was leaking, so I used Flex Tape. Now I don't know where to shower. Thanks, Phil!

I don’t have another talking stage in me. 🤦🏿‍♂️ Do you squirt, and is your BD dead? 😭

Our family is known for unusually sloppy diarrhea.

It runs in our jeans.