Leakiness jokes

How do you make a trash can leak?

Hit it with an axe until it becomes part of the cosmos!

Hey girl, do you like Harry Potter?

Because I want to wingardium leviosa up that skirt, alohamora those legs open, and aqua erupto inside of your leaky cauldron.

My girlfriend told me the dishwasher was leaking, so I brought home some tampons.

What is the difference between the human race and a leaky faucet?