Lawn Mower jokes

How do you cut your grass without a lawn mower?

You dye it blue and it will cut itself.

I still remember my grandpa's last words: "Turn the lawn mower off!"

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a parakeet?

Shredded tweet!

How do you make a baby cry?

You run over it with a lawn mower.

A Lew runs into a wall, what does he break? His Nose.

A Mexican runs into a wall, what does he break? His lawn mower.