Last word of mayor of Hiroshima: ‘what the fuck was that noise?’

Captain of the Titanic: ‘where’s all that fucking water coming from?’.

if i could make someone tell me there last words theyd say " Make me"

my grandpas last words were, why is there a body in my kitchen.

no witnessess

Grandpa’s last words,why do you have a chain saw

I remember my grandads last words. “Are you still holding the ladder.”

I’ll never forget my aunt’s last words before she died “can you stop shaking the latter please”

My dad, unfortunately, passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type… His last words to us were, “Be positive!”

I don,t think I’m allergic to this

I’ll never forget my father’s last words…

Oh fuck, it’s a bus!

I will never forget my grandfathers last words. “The fuck you doing whit that knife

Last words of the captain of the Titanic… Where’s all this water come from??

duck!! where??

Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!

a mom cows last words were to the mom cows son they were you are then died the son though that he was adopted but then 3 years later the mom cow rose from the dead and said to her son that she was going to say you were adorable then she died once more then 2 years later she rose from the dead for the last time to say to her son and that’s why we adopted you.

“What bus?”

I remember my grandfathers last words:

Are you holding the ladder

I will always remeber my dads last words… “15 dollars and ill jump.”

I’ll always remember my dads last words… Why do you have an axe we live in the city

I still remember my granddads last words,

“Are you still holding the ladder?”