A male unexploded landmine was in love with a female unexploded landmine and he said to her ... "Hey baby, we should bang sometime."
I've got a job defusing landmines It's difficult, but hopefully soon I'll find my feet
I wasn't close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
I wasnt close to my dad when he died.
which was good, he died to a landmine.
What do Princess Diana and a landmine have in common? Both easy to lay. Both costly and time consuming to get rid of. .... What did saint peter say to Diana when she got to the pearly ? Wipe that Merc of your face.
I started selling landmines disguised as prayer mats. Prophets are through the roof!
I opened a company selling landmines disguised as prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof
