Who is Osama Bin Laden’s secret cousin? Barack Obama or Barack Osama Bin Laden?
Laden Jokes
Osama bin Laden rated America.
He gave us a 9/11.
YouTubers: Among Us in real life.
Bin Laden: Angry Birds in real life.
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found Steam on his computer. This means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
Bin Laden was the hide and seek champion for 10 years, 2001-2011.
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
As the Navy SEALs burst into Osama Bin Laden's room in his Pakistani compound, his last dying words forever rang in the ears of the SEALs...
"It was just a prank bro."
Osama Bin Laden was trying to give me relationship advice.
Probably wasn't the best time to say "OK Boomer."
After 6 months of lockdown,
I was thinking a bit about Bin Laden. He stayed at home with 3 wives for 5 years. I'm beginning to suspect he called the Navy Seals himself.
I would like to thank my favorite President Barack Obama. Sorry, Barack Obama and my uncle Obama bin Laden. I mean Osama bin Laden. Sorry, hummus in my throat.
Where does Bin Laden keep his CDs?
In Iraq.
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
What's tall, has a twin, and is in Manhattan?
Nothing, Bin Laden destroyed them all.
What did Osama Bin Laden's kids not inherit after his death?
His hide-and-seek skills.
Random guy: Come on, Bin Laden, time is ticking. Get it, ticking. OK, I'll leave.
What did Rob O'Neill say before he shot Osama Bin Laden between the eyes?
"Go to HELLakbar!"
How many times did Rob O'Neill shoot Bin Laden? 911 times.
Osama bin Laden back from the dead!!! 💣💣💣💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🌇
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
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