Laden jokes
I would like to thank my favorite President Barack Obama. Sorry, Barack Obama and my uncle Obama bin Laden. I mean Osama bin Laden. Sorry, hummus in my throat.
What did Osama Bin Laden's kids not inherit after his death?
His hide-and-seek skills.
What is the difference between Bin Laden and Santa? One stops at the top of the skyscraper.
Osama bin Laden
Got like 2,997 kills, damn, that's a new record!
That time when you realize that Osama bin Laden and Carrie Underwood share the same birthday...
What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?
An AK-BAR 47.
Osama Spin Laden, dropping beats like the twin towers.
Osama bin Laden back from the dead!!! 💣💣💣💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🌇
Welcome back to the hide and seek world championship! Osama Bin Laden vs. Anne Frank!
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
Osama Bin Laden is the best Angry Birds player of all time.
Jasper likes little girls and Bin Laden.
People say that Pakistan is a terrorist nation...
Guys, it's not true, even Osama bin Laden lived there peacefully for 6 years.
How many times did Rob O'Neill shoot Bin Laden? 911 times.
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A Double Manhattan.
What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
Secret code that Bin Laden sent to Obama but couldn't decipher!
It was eloHssA OllEH!!
Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.
Osama bin Laden rated America.
He gave us a 9/11.