Labor Day Reminder

bro wht?

i get air lol i spent an hour eating sunflower seeds outside lol.

bro i have football practice 5 times a week

I always be at the park for 5 hours

I go to boy scouts mf

Damn you don’t have to lie bros

I promise I'm not lying

What the hell!!!!

You got no friends, no life and most important, no b#$&%es

You were born nothing you were never nothing now you're nothing tomorrow you be nothing next week you be nothing next month you be nothing next year you'll be nothing you'll die nothing and your parents are nothing and they'll die nothing too

Dumb bitch

I’m so sorry because when you were 3 years old and your parents dropped you off at school, they got a fine for littering

awww little dog stealing jokes from online, HA FUCKING LOSER, YOU WERE ACCIDENTEL YOU WERE BORN IN A STRIP CLUB AND YOUR MOMS A WHORE, AND YOUR DAD FORGOT HIS CONDOM, 3 MONTHS LATER SHE FOUND OUT SHE WAS PREGNECT, SHE DIDNT WANT YOU SO SHE TOOK YOU TO YOUR DADS HOUSE, HE DIDNT WANT YOU SO HE RETURNED YOU TO THE STRIP CLUB, THEN A STRANGER TOOK YOU,BECAUSE HE WAS GOING TO SELL YOU, NOW YOUR GETTING SOLD HOME TO HOME, YOU FUCKING LOSER

Bro shut the fuck up

Bro you have no life, you have to strife, you cut yourself with a knife, you have a cat, dad hit you with a bat, slept on the hotels floor mat, became a crook, read a book, pulled a hook lookin ass. Nah, your defected grandma was watching Ben 10 and thought it was a show from 1910, while your tiny grandpa stuck a phone up his ass crack like, “aww yeah show me the money” now I’m done

ew

Wow, you must be quite the poet... a terrible poet, that is. Your rhymes are so weak, it's like you dipped them in bleach. And speaking of hooks, I'm surprised you know what one looks like, considering you couldn't even catch a fish on a hike. Your insults are as dull as a rusty knife, but don't worry, I'll keep slicing you up with a sharp wit in this roast battle.

did you just come to a month old post because you needed to roast someone

hii

i gotta keep going

Oh, I see you've resorted to kindergarten-level insults now. How cute. But I must warn you, I've met chipmunks with more bite than you. It's clear that your vocabulary is as limited as your intelligence. So go ahead, keep barking like a Chihuahua. It won't change the fact that your insults are more useless than a screen door on a submarine.

Oh, look who's playing the role of the edgy teenager trying to compensate for their lack of personality. Your grandma may have mistaken Ben 10 for an antique, but I bet your whole family mistakes you for a mistake. And your grandpa, well, let's just say he clearly has some creative ways of using phones. Maybe it's his attempt to find someone who actually wants to talk to you. But hey, thanks for stopping by to grace us with your half-hearted insults. Don't strain yourself with any more effort, wouldn't want you to hurt that feeble brain of yours

Never wear white after Labor Day

Lol you have the personality of a Minecraft granite block, you look like Reverend Lovejoy of a combo of heroin and crack, you small mice, Asian rice, niiiiice, I gotta pee, Wong Lee, do re mi looking ass, you pour milk before cereal, you drink artisan grape wine with the cork on, you got a Doberman with a rape problem, your mom has the brain of a little piece of air, your love is a DVD from 1823, you also have a monke hand when you look at the mirror, you also go to Kwik E Mart but stay there for 2 hours, you get tired walking 1 step, and you have the face of El Goblino.