Knockout jokes
Who would win in a fight, in a boxing ring? Mike Tyson or Helen Keller with a Tommy gun?
Mike Tyson. Helen Keller never heard the bell.
It was an important knockout game for Al Nassr. I came to Riyad to see my idol Cristiano Ronaldo play. It was my dream for a long time. I took a cab to the stadium, but the driver dropped me off at a haunted house instead.
As soon as I entered the house, I saw a ghost, but the very next moment I realized it's my idolo Ronaldo. Thank you Ronaldo for meeting me!
Are your parents bakers? Because you're a cutie pie.
Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest.
Is your dad a boxer? Because you鈥檙e a knockout!
If you were a vegetable, you鈥檇 be a cute-cumber.
Are you an artist? Because you鈥檙e really good at drawing me in.
I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?
If you were a fruit, you鈥檇 be a fine-apple.
If you were a flower, you'd be a daaaaaamn-delion!
Your forehead is so big, if you fell, you would knock out your whole state cold.
Warning, this is dark.
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch? Give 'em a Sandy Hook.
How do you knockout an unorthodox blue tooth?
You get a good connection.
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
You give them a Sandy Hook.
What's the only punch that can knock out a 21 year old?
A Sandy Hook.