Kitchenware jokes

What is an oven that you don’t own? Nacho oven.

I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed I only have a crockpot. 🤣

What do you call an opener that doesn't work?

A can't opener.

Yo mama so stupid, she used a fork to save the milk from the cereal.

What did the plate say to the other plate?

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?

A can’t opener!

What do cutting boards and a suicidal teen's wrist have in common?

They both have cutting marks.

What do you eat out of?

- A bowl.

What did the pot say to the kettle?

"To lick the spoon."

What did the pot say to the kettle?

"To lick the s*** spoon."