Kilo jokes
*Breaking News!* - Apparently the first person in Melbourne has died because of the Coronavirus. In his house they found 1000 cans of food, 50 kilos of pasta, 80 kilos of rice, 300 toilet rolls and 50L of hand sanitiser which he had panic purchased from the supermarket and stockpiled "just in case".
The whole lot collapsed and buried him.
What's the difference between a square peg in a round hole and a kilo of lard?
One's a good lot of fat; the other's a fat lot of good.
KFC proudly presents the kid fryer meal where our fillets are made out of kids. 😎 1 like = more kids in our fryer.
What happens when an emo kid loses a Kahoot? He gets a 25 kill streak.
1 like = 1 kid in my oven. I'm trying to get followers and comments, please.
I identify as kilometers per second because I want to km/s.
You know how to get 10,000 followers? Run through Africa with a bottle of water.
Community talk
Eh-eh, eh-eh, eh-eh, eh-eh Otro sunset bonito que veo en San Juan Disfrutando de toda' esas cosas que extrañan los que se van Disfrutando de noches de esas que ya no se dan Que ya no se dan Pero queriendo volver a la última vez que a los ojos te miré Y contarte las cosas que no te conté (te pareces a mi crush, ja, ja) Y tirarte las fotos que no te tiré Acho, jurado te ves bien linda, déjame tirarte una foto Ey, tengo… Read more
You're so fat that when you got on the scales they said "I need your weight not your phone number" You're so fat that an oragami crane has less folds than you. You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat people shout out "taxi" You're so fat, the photo I took of you last christmas is still printing.
You're so fat that when you want to iron your pants, you have to go out to your driveway. … Read more