HEY KIDS ARE YOU READY FOR FAPTISIM
how do you get a black kid to stop jumping on your bed?- put velcro on the ceiling
are you a school? cause I wanna shoot kids in u
Why are adopted kids better than bio kids? Because their parents actually wanted them.
One day a man visited an orphanage Then he sees a kid crying the man asked "where are your parents" and the kid cries even harder
what was the african kid with water called..? The lucky one, 😭😭
A priest and a rabbi were hanging out at a playground. The priest waves to a kid to come over and tells the rabbi, "Let's screw this kid." The rabbi looks confused and asks, "Out of what??"
Jack and Jill wanted some pills So they went to the dealer he saw they were kids and said fuck this shit then jacked rocked his ass and took all the good shit except birth pills
I pushed a disabled kid over and he came crawling back to me
A autistic kid
When u see a kid yelling and u wanna leave :((((((((
what does Joe Biden call a room full of kids, a toy room.
what in the world jumps the highest? emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
i saw a kid in a wheelchair and i screamed EXTREME PARKOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!
imagine if the kid in a wheelchair was in fast and furious his wheelchair is the only one that keeps him going
I put this joke so theamout of jokes wil be 69 also i have 50 kids in my basement i fed "twinkes" last night
. What sexual position produces the ugliest kids? Ask your mum!
What did MC Hammer say to Michael Jackson?
U Can't Touch Kids
Q: Why can kids relate to dogs? A: they are noticed for 13 years then left for noone to touch again.