Kid Jokes

what do u call a autism kid eith orange hair

a boomarang

What’s a kid with Down syndromes favorite candy... Grunts

I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to funeral.

What does an autistic kid and a porn video have in common? You can shot both of them, just not in public.

Why did the sped kid get expelled? Because he was tardy.

My friend and I were joking about a wheelchair kid and another kid came up and said to the wheel chair kid you should stand up for your self

If a pirate was a pervert he would say “are you ready kid?”

good morning everybody well I could say that unlike emo kids

What has 2 legs and loves to play with little kids? The local priest.

i made this up

i was watching a school baseball game, and i was yelling at a kid to take it home, he took the bat and threw it, and then ran away. i asked the teacher/coach what the problem was, and he said the kid was an orphan, and i started laughing so hard

later that night i wondered where he stormed off to after he thew the bat and i thought to myself not home

fat kid jumps in the pool. the popular girl: I thought there was going to be a tsunami. the fat kid: I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean.

Rose are red, violets are blue, there are kid in my basement, you'll be there soon