Ketchup

Ketchup Jokes

Friend

My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn't ketchup. So we switched to cheeseburgers, but I still couldn't mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through.

So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn't seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn't digest the stress, I guess! :D

Relish

To master puns, you got to relish them first. That's how I must(ar)d it. Who knows, maybe you will ketchup to my level.

Ice Cream

A kid asks for an ice cream. The man says, "Any sauce?" and the kid says, "Na, I got ketchup at home."

Potato

People are like potatoes.

We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.

Spaghetti

Sans: I like eating ketchup, don't believe me? It's ASRIEL as it gets!

UT Sans to UT pap: You FORGHETTIE the spaghetti!!!

Ink sans: umm lust? That's INKAPPROPRIATE!

Fell sans: I hate these double standards...if you burn a body at a crematorium you're doing "a good job," do it at home and your "destroying evidence."

Error sans: Every time you make a typo, the errorists win.

Friend

I was talking to my old friend. They said, "We should hang out more!"

I said, "You mean we should ketchup?"

Relish

I'd like to relish the fact that you've mustered up the courage to ketchup to my level.

Vegetable

The lettuce and tomato were in a race. The lettuce was a head and the tomato was trying to ketchup.