Karl jokes

What did Connor Lys Clark say to Karl Kassulke? "I love bridges!"

Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

People think Kelly Clarkson shops at Wal-Mart because she's a sloppy redneck. No, it's because toddlers' pants are 75% off everyday!

Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.

They both routinely place meat in small buns.

How many Karens does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one...to call 911 and demand a cop come do something about the intimidating blackness.

That time when you realize that Osama bin Laden and Carrie Underwood share the same birthday...

I'm shocked that Kanye West never tried to get Carrie Underwood's number after Carrie starred in a pro-Aryan ad for Almay.