Karl jokes

What did Connor Lys Clark say to Karl Kassulke? "I love bridges!"

Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

People think Kelly Clarkson shops at Wal-Mart because she's a sloppy redneck. No, it's because toddlers' pants are 75% off everyday!

That time when you realize that Osama bin Laden and Carrie Underwood share the same birthday...

How many Karens does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one...to call 911 and demand a cop come do something about the intimidating blackness.

With numerous reports of Donald Trump's odor and Kelly Clarkson's lack of hygienic habits... proof that money doesn't buy cleanliness.

I'm shocked that Kanye West never tried to get Carrie Underwood's number after Carrie starred in a pro-Aryan ad for Almay.