New Juice Jokes

Juice WRLD really died, then how is he posting videos today?

Why did Daveon get fired from his job at the orange juice factory? Because he couldn't concentrate.

What did the grape say to the rapper?

"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"

A local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing bet of one thousand dollars that their bartender could squeeze a lemon dry until all the juice ran into a glass, and anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money. Many people had tried but failed. Over time, weight lifters, lumberjacks, men in the Army, and etc. But still, nobody could do it.

One day, a scrawny little man came in wearing thick glasses and a cheap suit and said in a tiny squeaky voice, "I'd like to try the bet." After the laughter had died down, the bartender said, "okay," and he grabbed a lemon and squeezed away. Then he handed the wrinkled remains of the rhine to the little man. But the crowd's laughter turned to total silence as the man clenched his fist around the lemon and six drops fell into the glass. As the crowd cheered, the bartender paid the one thousand dollars and asked the little man, "What do you do for a living? Are you a lumberjack, a weight lifter, or what?" The man simply replied, "I work for the IRS."

What is the difference between Juice Wrld and an orphan?

One is loved by all.

Why couldn’t the orange cross the road? Because it ran out of juice.

What was Juice WRLD's favorite store?

Forever 21.

What do you call a priest that likes juice?

A Capriest Sun.

Juice WRLD died a legend. Making these jokes won't get you anywhere. Grow up.

What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd?

Nothing, they both can’t breathe.

U mess with goose, he strain out all of your body juice.

U mess with goose, he hang u with noose.

Why did the sick juice tree go to the hospital? Because it needed lemin-ade (not the cool type of sick, the one where you are in the hospital). Lemin-ade 1st ade.