What do you call someone who wants to commit suicide by jumping off a building?
A cliffhanger.
Me to friend : Aww man, I was hoping to finish this series by tonight!
Friend : What series
Me : It’s a really funny one called My Life.
Friend being oblivious : oh cool who’s it by?
Me : it’s an autobiography by me.
Friend : so your planning on finishing it soon? Cool, you should publish it!
Me : Stick around to find out *winks* I’m kidding you won’t find out.
Friend : why?
Me : Because I just said I wanted to end My Life
Friend : ohhhhhhhhh…
I understand now… wait what?!??!
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if i was to hang myself from a cliff would i be called a cliff hanger? jumping of a building would make me a bunjee jumper