What's the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag?
The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
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Explanation
This is a joke that plays on the stereotype of the England football team not performing very well in matches. The punchline suggests that a tea bag will stay in a cup for longer than the England football team manages to stay in a competition, implying they are always quickly defeated.
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