Jean memes

A scarecrow said this job isn't for everyone.

But hay! It's in my jeans!

I got some new jeans yesterday, until I realized they didn't fit me around the waist, so I went looking for a belt. I couldn't find one. Then I had a really good idea. I could attach a ton of watches together to make a belt! But then I just thought it was a waste of time.

Why did Michael Jackson rush to H&M?

They had new Billie Jeans!