Jay-Z jokes
What do you call a black couple who's on welfare and food stamps?
Lay-Z and Freeyonce.
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What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Jay-Z and B.
My grandma's got 99 problems, but a fat butt ain't one of 'em.
What did Jay Z say when he got pulled over?
"I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one!"