Jay-Z jokes

What do you call a black couple who's on welfare and food stamps?

Lay-Z and Freeyonce.

What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?

Jay-Z and B.

My grandma's got 99 problems, but a fat butt ain't one of 'em.

What did Jay Z say when he got pulled over?

"I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one!"