Why did Michael Jackson go to jail? He was feeling a little Randy
I'm still not sure how I'm not in jail or have been fined for littering. When I was born, I was born in a hospital trash can, therefore making me a literal piece of trash. That being said, any time I'm out in public, I'm a piece of litter.
What's the difference between a baby and a salad? I'm not in jail for tossing a salad.
Why do homeless people commit crimes
They get a bed in jail
A prisoner dug out of prison, he appeared in a playground, he said, "I'm free, I'm free." A kid said, "so what I'm four."
Why do orphans wanna be a criminal? So that they can be wanted.
What's the difference between an escaped prisoner and an orphan?
Only one is wanted.
What did the cop say after he shot the ginger? "I guess orange is the new black"
Can people please shut up about 'male privileges'. There is no right that men have that women don't.
Women have the right to genital integrity. Women can vote without having to sign up for the draft.
Women have the right to choose parenthood, men do not.
Women have the right to be assumed caregivers for children.
Women have the right to call unwanted, coerced sex rape.
Women have the right to lower jail sentences for the same crime.
Women have the right to not be assumed sexual predators.
Women have the right to government departments that solely serve their interests. They also have the luxury of “women only” events that men cannot even dream of. (They even took the boy scouts away from us)
Women have the right to government-enforced gender quotas
Women have the right to exclusive tax benefits for being a business owner.
Women have the right to domestic violence shelters
Women have the right to not be assumed the primary aggressor in a domestic depute
Women have the right to rape a man or boy and if she gets pregnant from that man/boy they can sue him for child support.
So it is women who have more rights.
So shut up feminists please.
What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner? A kong-vict.
i bet ur a child molester who got out of jail & is now sexualing harrassing kids such as addison! Will fuck off and get a life, btw ur rost r not fuckin funny there bullshit like ur face and ur hairline.
Jorden Calerendiá. i bet ur a child molester who got out of jail & is not sexualing harrassing kids such as addison! Will fuck off and get a life, btw ur rost r not fuckin funny there bullshit like ur face and ur hairline.
jack and jill went up to an abanded house jack drank to much and unziped his fly jack said you know you wana jill said no so jack locked both of them in the house and put a gag in jills mouth tied her to a bed he riped off her dress and underwere he took off his pants and his underwere to then put on a condum he then put a pill in her mouth and made he swalow one minit later she was asleep he took off her gag and mounded his self on her then stuck his candystick in her mouth next her fanny then his condum broke but he was to drunk to notised 9 month later a babys born and jacks in jail as the father
How do prisoners call each other? Cell phones
Lil Johnny looked in his pants and couldn’t find his fish so he started to yell out lil fishy lil fishy lil fishy they called child support and sent the parents to jail for putting a fish up a child’s butt
Q: Why did the cat get arrested A: he was caught littering
Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!
I'd hit you, but I don't want to go to jail for animal abuse.
Look at these kids stealing ideas bro they going to jail
Why did the orphan want to go to jail: So he could have a home and be cared for with food.
