IT jokes
What are you doing, son? It has been an hour, and you are still in front of the mirror closing your eyes.
Mum, actually I want to see how I look while sleeping...
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.
When the washer started running, why did you join me?
Because I had to catch it.
What time is it when you get home and you walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school? Oooooo day, a great night for
I did a walk today, but it was so much better, and a walk home. I had dinner. Night was good fun at home. Night was good night. I was a little off, but you were so fun to be a night.
Why can’t you run in a campground?
Because it’s past tents.
The QUEEN took a shit at the poker table. It was a ROYAL FLUSH.
What does a bird say when it gets sick?
I flu!
*World War 2 going on and then stops.*
Me: "I guess you would say it was a gory-ious battle."
Have you heard the joke about the paper?
Never mind, it's tear-able.
A: It’s very delicious! Great! Fantastic!
B: Thank you.
A: People don’t speak when they eat delicious foods!
A: This rice is very delicious!
B: Ya! It is more delicious if it is cooked.
Why can you trust a donut? It tells the hole truth!
Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock? It’s a little meteor.
What time is it when you get home, can walk walk home and walk walk home from school?
Run, or something will come to you, and you will be afraid to tell it to stop following you.
I tried my best to think of some puns, but I'm gonna have tibia honest: I don't have any puns left, but I'm pretty sternum, so I'll think of a few puns here and there. It took a lot of spine to do this.
A blonde crashes an airplane.
Officer: Could you please explain to me what happened?
Woman: It got so cold in the plane, I turned the fan off.
Officer: *face palms self*
Also officer: Here's your sign.
What time is it when you can walk home from school today and walk?
What time is it when you get home and you can walk walk home and walk walk?