25+ Best Iran Jokes - Page 2 - Worst Jokes Ever

Solution

Trump does standup · 1 year ago

Iran: Prepare the FINAL SOLUTION.

Israel: And you'll be telling the whole world, "I-RAN AWAY!"

Kidnapping

Fred · 3 years ago

Got kidnapped in Iran. Luckily, I ran.

Geopolitics

what’s dudeese · 7 months ago

A screenshot of an iMessage conversation. The timestamp says Today 4:39 PM. Messages on the left are accompanied by the flag of Venezuela and say, "we're short staffed for tonight" and "we could use some extra help". The first set of replies on the right are accompanied by the flag of Russia and say, "damn thats crazy" and "goodluck tho". The second set of replies on the right are accompanied by the flag of Iran and say, "yeah i bet" and "goodluck man".

Solution

INTOLERANT · 1 year ago

It's a shame Iran doesn't know how to restrain Israel. If only they had Hitler's expertise.

Now he really would be THE FINAL SOLUTION!

Bomber

Anonymous · 3 years ago

What do Middle Eastern suicide bombers say before they blow up?

I weel sho u wot da bom bom is! ALLAH!

Bomb

what’s dudeese · 1 year ago

Know the nuclear bombs of the world.

🇷🇺🧨 a “bad” bomb

🇨🇳🧨 “ww3”

🇬🇧🧨 a “good” bomb

🇺🇸🧨 Japanese area testing

🇮🇱🧨 what bomb

🇮🇷🧨 just self defence

Drone

Picturesque Glowworm · 10 days ago

What is the national bird of Iran?

An American drone.

Tin

Anonymous · 6 years ago

Iran? More like tin can, cause we’re going to kick their teeth in, am I right?

Geography

Anonymous · 5 years ago

How to run from Iran?

Iran away!

Government

Willy b · 4 months ago

Country

Willy b · 5 months ago

Man

Willy b · 3 months ago

A man wearing a turban and casual clothes sits inside a small, makeshift, metal airplane-shaped cart with wheels on a public street. Above the image, the text reads: "The Iranian Air Force is on high alert."

Republican

Heroin Monkey · 5 months ago

Market

Anonymous · 1 year ago

People will bet on everything... ...I mean nothing.

A screenshot of a prediction market titled "Nothing Ever Happens: May." The market rules state that it will resolve to "No" if Russia and Ukraine agree to a ceasefire, the next Pope is Black, the Fed cuts rates, India invades Pakistan, or Israel or the US take military action against Iran. Otherwise, it will resolve to "Yes."

Freedom

Heroin Monkey · 11 months ago

A meme showing two figures arm-wrestling. On the left is a muscular, reddish, almost demonic-looking figure, surrounded by various national flags including the US, UK, Japan, Taiwan, Mexico, Italy, and a rainbow flag. On the right is a figure resembling Jesus, wearing a white robe, surrounded by flags including China, North Korea, Russia, Iran, Cuba, Vietnam, Hungary, and Switzerland. Above the figures, the text reads "Stand with Freedom". Below them, it reads "the choice is yours". The surrounding post expresses confusion about the political stance of the image due to the contradictory flag placements.

Drone

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image is a political compass with four quadrants. The top left quadrant, labeled "Authoritarian," shows a wojak character with a blank expression. The top right quadrant, labeled "Authoritarian Right," features a wojak wearing a 'Make America Great Again' hat and yelling, "Yay, Israel, show them!". In the bottom left quadrant, "Economic Left", a female character with orange hair and glasses is saying, "Yay! Show them, Iran!". Finally, the bottom right quadrant, labeled "Libertarian," displays another wojak with a blank expression. In the center of the image, there's a text box that reads, 'Iran Launches Drone Swarm at Israel. Drone swarm is expected to reach the country overnight, an Israeli official confirmed.'

Hypocrisy

Willy b · 5 months ago

Brit

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A newspaper clipping with the headline "Nude Brit covered in poo fell from hotel balcony into café", followed by a news article describing a naked British tourist who fell through a café ceiling from his hotel balcony in Thailand.

Toyota

Heroin Monkey · 5 months ago

The image contains text at the top stating 'Toyota watching the Iran conflict escalate into a ground war'. Below the text is a zoomed-in, slightly blurry image of the character Negan from the television show The Walking Dead, smiling broadly with a mischievous expression.

Map

Anonymous · 1 year ago

The image shows two maps, one of Oman and one of Yemen. Above the map of Oman is written: "Using the Drake format". Above the map of Yemen is written: "Using whatever this is".

Community talk

J0eyjordisonsleftball

would it be so cool mazing if percussionists did a drum solo before anyone could ffight in iran. THATD BE COOL ASF

Cosmo idk

Iran sayin bye bye to the irgc

Cosmo idk

Irans going boom boom soon (: