iPhone

iPhone Jokes

Orphan

Why can't orphans have an iPhone?

'Cause they can't find the home button.

Nose

Your nose is so big that Apple had to make a custom iPhone that unlocks using Nose ID.

Penaldo

I was working in an iPhone store in Norwich when a man came! He said, "Give me a hat-trick or I will destroy your store!" I said, "No," and he started to smash phones! I immediately screamed, "Important game!" and he disappeared! Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my store! 😡😡

Orphan

What's the difference between an iPhone and an orphan?

One has a home.

Orphan

Why can't orphans have iPhones?

Because they can't find the home button.

Orphan

What is an orphan's first phone?

An iPhone 12. Wanna know why?

It has no home button :D

People

Why do Japanese people hate iPhones? Because they're scared that American airdrops will fall on them.

Reality

If you're serious, congratulations on getting this far in life with absolutely no comprehension of reality.

If you had this kind of knowledge about driving a car, you'd be sitting 30 feet away from it, throwing pieces of pickles at a barn and shouting ‘shazam’ into an empty iPhone case, wondering why the car wasn't moving.

Orphan

Why do orphans have an iPhone 10?

Because it doesn't have a joke button.

Orphan

Why does an orphan always get the newest iPhone?

Because so he does not have a home button.

Orphan

Why do orphans not like the iPhone 11 Pro?

A: Because it doesn't have a home button.

Orphan

Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.

School Shooter

When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”

Orphan

I got an orphan an iPhone 6. I told him to press the home button. He has been doing it all day.

Grandma

My Grandma, like any other, got an APPLE IPHONE 12, but as we all know, we get dumb, and so we buy a phone. My grandma did not even know how to use it. She even said, "How do I go on Google?" I told her, "YOU CAN'T!" My grandma was, like, "Yeah right, how do I do it?"

Comment down below, does your grandma do this?