The dick said to the ass, "this place is a shit hole".
The ass replied, "yes, but you still keep coming".
Your forehead is like my dad Non-existent
if im ugly at least im not you
bully: your life's a joke. me: my life's not a joke, jokes have meaning.
its only ok to beat up an dwarf when they walk up to your wife and say your hair smells nice
Roses are red Violets are blue God made me pretty WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU
The depperessd kid getting bullied the bully : you are useless the depperessd kid : i know
So a girl says your so ugly to me and she says “I’m the prettiest girl” I say “yea a pretty girl for a ogre 👹”
yo mamma
The other day my mom called me a retard I'm now an orphan
why doesen't laila in UHS need an insult????
Have a look at her faCE
What to say to a single guy whos insulting you. "Shut up you horny virgin"!
My mom told me ̈YOU SON OF A B!TCH. ̈ i told her ̈i may be a son of a b!ch butat least i am not the bitch ̈. she hated me forever.
How do you keep a moron in suspense?......
Ill tell you tomorrow!
What is the difference between shroud and a shroud imposter
Shroud uses reddit, and the imposter uses WJE
reddit king and q, i really dgaf what you say, you guys are practically obsessed with me cuz ur leaving hate comments on almost all my jokes, so stop, your obviously gonna look bad if you just insult meh jokes
If you guys dont like my jokes, you can just dislike and not leave a comment, ok?
Some dude called me a tool
So later I got hammered and nailed his gf.
Guess he was right :/
credit to funnydude from laugh factory website lol
It was 2017, and lots of people were hating RiceGum because he released Frick Da Police, a diss track insulting Idubbbz's Content Cop video on RiceGum
A few hours after the diss track was released, someone went to Rice's house and spray painted Asian Jake Paul on the wall of the front of his house.
Rice went to "meet" Idubbbz, then he saw the graffiti.
"WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEE?"
Hours later, police found 4 suspects
"Explain"
Sus 1: I don't vandalize
Sus 2: I was staying indoors because it was rainy
Sus 3: I fucking RiceGum, but I would not ruin his cheap ass house lol
Sus 4: I eat bricks
Police: I know who RiceGum: Who? Police: ITS-
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Notice anything in the number crowd?
Comment the answer below and I will see who is correct
You couldn't spit out a good sentence even if you ate a bowl of alphabet soup.
I said to my wife that she's that ugly that she threw a boomerang and it never came back
One day, inexplicably, my talking parrot started insulting me. He called me an idiot, a fool, a jerk, stupid, and a variety of other nasty names. I warned the squawker to cease, but to no avian avail. Fed up, I finally flipped the foul-mouthed feather-brain into the freezer...but after about 15 seconds, I relented and let him out. "I'm so sorry," he declared! "I don't know what came over me, and realize I shouldn't have said those terrible things. I hope you can forgive me, and I promise never to do it again! By the way...what did the chicken do?" 🐔😂
