Insult comedy jokes

Yo mama is so fat that when she is about to put her foot on the scale, the scale begs for mercy.

Yo momma so slutty, she could use a tank truck as a dildo.

Yo momma so fat, she farts out volcanoes.

My mom told me to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to the man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you."

Jimmy does stand up comedy. He says, "What do you call an orangutan?"

Jake replies, "YOU!" Then everyone, including the teacher, laughs. Jimmy cries.

LOL

Bully... you're such an asshole. Me... Acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger.