Insult comedy jokes

Yo momma so slutty, she could use a tank truck as a dildo.

Jimmy does stand up comedy. He says, "What do you call an orangutan?"

Jake replies, "YOU!" Then everyone, including the teacher, laughs. Jimmy cries.

LOL

Yo mama is so fat that when she is about to put her foot on the scale, the scale begs for mercy.

Yo momma so fat, she farts out volcanoes.