Incontinence jokes

Don't scare me! I poop easily!

Aspen pooped herself.

My brother can't wait for spring... he wet his plants!

What was the incontinent farmer's greatest problem? He managed his carrot patch but couldn't control his peas!

What should you do after banging the tightest pussy?..

Just put the diaper on her 😉

Poopies in my undies.

When you have a bladder infection,

You're in trouble. 😜

I am having a shit and there[sic] nothing else to read.

My brother Taf likes to pee the bed.

How do you recover from prostate cancer surgery? It’s all Depends!

Why are you sitting down to pee? I don't have a good back and can't lift something big.