Incontinence jokes

My brother can't wait for spring... he wet his plants!

How do you recover from prostate cancer surgery?

It’s all Depends!

What was the incontinent farmer's greatest problem? He managed his carrot patch but couldn't control his peas!

Don't scare me! I poop easily!

Why are you sitting down to pee? I don't have a good back and can't lift something big.

Aspen pooped herself.

I asked the doctor doing my prostate exam where I should put my pants. "Next to mine" was not the answer I was expecting.

I tried to explain to my 4 year old son that it's perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. But he's still making fun of me.

A child has diarrhea and asked his mom for a Viagra. "Why in the world do you want that?" she asked him. He looks at her and says, "Well, that's what you gift dad when his shit won't get hard."

Is it just me, or when you wipe your ass too deep, it reminds you of your uncle? Just me?

What's the same with a toilet and anal sex? Your ass gets numb after a while.