Incontinence jokes

My brother can't wait for spring... he wet his plants!

How do you recover from prostate cancer surgery?

It’s all Depends!

What was the incontinent farmer's greatest problem? He managed his carrot patch but couldn't control his peas!

Don't scare me! I poop easily!

Why are you sitting down to pee? I don't have a good back and can't lift something big.

Aspen pooped herself.