Incontinence jokes
Why are you sitting down to pee? I don't have a good back and can't lift something big.
Aspen pooped herself.
My brother can't wait for spring... he wet his plants!
Don't scare me! I poop easily!
How do you recover from prostate cancer surgery?
It’s all Depends!
What was the incontinent farmer's greatest problem? He managed his carrot patch but couldn't control his peas!