Incontinence jokes

Why are you sitting down to pee? I don't have a good back and can't lift something big.

Aspen pooped herself.

My brother can't wait for spring... he wet his plants!

Don't scare me! I poop easily!

How do you recover from prostate cancer surgery?

It’s all Depends!

What was the incontinent farmer's greatest problem? He managed his carrot patch but couldn't control his peas!