Imagine if Joe Biden was elected for a second term. He would be the first president to be assassinated by a slick bathtub
imagine. kobe could not
have you played the game imagine dragons. imagine draging deez nuts
Can you imagine The Count from Sesame Street having sex? "1 orgasm..., 2 orgasm..., 3 orgasm..., awh awh awh"
Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?
Imagine Africans during solar eclipse...
You know Imagine Dragons?
Imagine dragon these balls
Imagine being emo
One day, little Johnny was playing with his toys and looked out the window. He saw the neighbor's kid laying face-first in the grass. Not breathing. Little Johnny continued to shoot his nerf gun at the neighbor's big booty cheeks. No movement at all. After little johnny went to get a snack, he looked out the window again and the kid was gone. Little Johnny went to the neighbors and said, "I'm sorry to hear that your child has gone missing."
I can't imagine him moaning with the kids, "Hi, uh, ya daddy, uh HEE"
Imagine someone leaving a cut-out of jeff bezos on your car after you found out your blind bf cheated on you and the mcdonald's employee says over the speaker, "Weren't expecting him to see other hoes were you?"
Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 911 victims?
Well, probably their kneecaps.
I remember when I was a kid i thought the world used to be colorless.
I was kinda right, they used to not let colors in a lot of areas.
A kindergarten teacher was telling a story...
A kindergarten teacher was telling a story about a farmer walking around the farm talking to the animals. She was trying to get the kids to interact, speak up, and to use their imaginations.
"Mister Farmer stopped at the cow, and the cow said 'Morning, Mister Farmer!'. Susie, what do you thing the farmer said next?"
Susie says "He said 'Good morning Mrs. Cow!'"
"Mister Farmer stopped at the pig next, and the pig said 'Good morning, Mister Farmer!'. Johnny, what do you thing the farmer said next?" Johnny says "He said 'Good morning Mr. Pig!'"
"Mister Farmer stopped at the chicken, and the Chicken said 'Morning, Mister Farmer!'. Billy, what do you thing the farmer said next?" Billy says "The farmer said 'Holy shit, that chicken is fucking talking!'"
imagine being expelled from school for bringing a weapon to school
imagine losing your child in WW2 and your son fucking respawns, so you tell him off for not getting enough kills
Why do imagine dragons dream about mythical creatures? Because their believers.
I know the voices in my head aren't real but man so they have some good ideas
Imagine being gay like JOE MAMA!!
What’s Hellen Kellers favorite game as a kid I spy
