Identity Crisis jokes
The brain named itself, and when the brain realized that it named itself, it was surprised.
But maybe, it was a spelling mistake and the brain wanted the name Brian. We all have a little Brian in us!
Don't be racist, I am a building.
Twin Towers: fucked.
It was fake.
BE RACIST.
They always say you are what you eat! So I’d be nothing. That sounds about right.
Why does Elmo turn emo? Because he's Elmo emo.
The second coming came and went. Jesus believed he was a Christian; therefore, he could never be himself.
Two cows are grazing in a field.
One cow says to the other, "You ever worry about that mad cow disease?"
The other cow says, "Why would I care? I'm a helicopter!"
"Who am I? Why am I typing?"
"Can I throw you away? You look like my trash can. Oh, wait, you *are* my trash can."
Jesus is fake,
He hides from himself.
Why did the roster cross the road twice?
To prove it was not a chicken.
A baby skunk's mother gets hit by a car, so the baby skunk doesn't know what he is.
So the baby skunk walks up to a baby bunny and asks, "What are you?" The baby bunny replies, "Well, I'm a baby bunny. What are you?" The baby skunk says, "Well, I don't know, am I a baby bunny too?"
The baby bunny says, "No, you're not a baby bunny." So the baby skunk asks, "Well, what am I then?"
The baby bunny replies, "Well, you're not exactly blank and you're not exactly white, so you must be Mexican."
Why did C.S.C. fail the trigonometry test?
Cosecant remember his own name.
Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Why did Bob fall off the swing while playing? Because he had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
Not Bob.