Hurty jokes

What time are most dentist appointments? Tooth hurty.

Dad: What time do you wanna go to the dentist?

Daughter: *tooth hurty*

Dad: All right.

What time is it when you have a toothache?

2:30 (Tooth hurty).

What time do Chinese people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

My pencil sharpener when I bleed:

And I don't really care how bad it hurts. Cause you broke me first.

My best friend looked at my arms and said, "Stop, sh*t, it's bad," then turns right around and says, "You look like a tiger."

So from here on out I am now Finn, the self-harming tiger.

How you feel when you slit yourself once: :(

How you feel when you slit yourself more than once: <:(

How you feel when you slit yourself everyday: *dead inside*

Friend: Did your tattoos hurt?

Me: Nah, not really.

Friend: What did they feel like?

Me: 7th grade.

Friend: 😶😶😨😰😰😰😨

Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horses, and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.