Hurty jokes

What time are most dentist appointments? Tooth hurty.

Dad: What time do you wanna go to the dentist?

Daughter: *tooth hurty*

Dad: All right.

What time is it when you have a toothache?

2:30 (Tooth hurty).

What time do Chinese people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

Someone told me that you can let out all your anger by writing letters about everyone you hate and then burning them... But I was just wondering... should I keep the letters?

When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.

Man: What's up?

Me: I'm annoyed.

Man: Why?

Me: I stole my gf's heart.

Man: So why are you annoyed?

Me: Everyone else in the surgery room gave me weird looks.

My pencil sharpener when I bleed:

And I don't really care how bad it hurts. Cause you broke me first.

How you feel when you slit yourself once: :(

How you feel when you slit yourself more than once: <:(

How you feel when you slit yourself everyday: *dead inside*