How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.
How do rappers stay cool in the summer?
They drop ICE COLD rhymes.
Person 1: “How many ph vids have you watched today?”
Person 2: “Seven.”
Person 1: “What the fuck, dude.”
Person 2: “I know, right? I’ve gotten seven ads for Pizza Hut in the past hour.”
(Based on an encounter I had recently)
Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders?
He hit them all when he started shooting his shot.
How do you get a white girl to suck your dick?
Put ranch dressing on it.