Howe jokes

How do you know when a rapper's been in the kitchen?

The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"

How do rappers stay cool in the studio?

They turn on the mic and DROP THE HEAT!

Why did the rapper go to school?

To learn how to drop some KNOWLEDGE on his tracks.

How many Daveons does it take to change a lightbulb? None, he prefers to stay in the dark.

Maria went home happy, telling her mother about how she earned $20 by climbing a tree. Her mom responded, "Maria, they just wanted to see your panties!" Maria replied, "See Mom, I was smart, I took them off!"

Why was the rapper always the life of the party?

Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!