Howe jokes
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With COOL YO mints!
How does a rapper keep track of time?
With his rhyming watch!
How do rappers stay cool during summer?
They throw SHADE.
What’s the difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?
Nothing; no one cares how much lead is in the kids.
How does the cop respond to being called racist?
He said, "How can I be racist? My wife's eyes [are] black."
What does Can do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
How are Black people like communism?
Because they’ll never work, but some of them are willing to give it a shot.
What’s the difference between how you watch porn and I watch porn?
The windows we watch through.
How is [someone] blessed with a 9 inch dick?
That priest is in jail now. Shout out to the church!
How does a rapper clean their house?
With a BEAT BRUSH!
How does a rapper apologize?
With a rap-ology!
How does a rapper like their coffee?
With a little bit of FLOW CREAMER.
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their rhymes!
How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do?
All of them.
How do blind people know when to stop wiping?
With a taste test.
How long does it take a black woman to take out the trash?
About nine months and a day.
How are Asians like a box of chocolates?
Either way, they’ll kill your dog.
How do rappers greet each other?
With a "Mic check, one-two."
How are corpses like pools?
Once you get in, it's only cold for like a minute.