Hot Air jokes

My friends were really annoying me at my birthday party, so I decided to pop a balloon to spook them.

Maybe going on a hot air balloon ride wasn't the best idea.

Yo mama so fat, she could fly a hot air balloon by letting out her gas.

What do you call a batter in a hot air balloon?

RIP boiling water. You will be mist.

Wow, Heaven's a lot hotter than I thought it'd be.

Why are most firefighters men? Because they like to find hot places and leave them wet.

Why do they have air conditioning in hospitals?

To keep all the vegetables fresh.

Why was the stadium so hot?

Because all the fans left!