Hot Air jokes

My friends were really annoying me at my birthday party, so I decided to pop a balloon to spook them.

Maybe going on a hot air balloon ride wasn't the best idea.

Yo mama so fat, she could fly a hot air balloon by letting out her gas.

What do you call a batter in a hot air balloon?

Wow, Heaven's a lot hotter than I thought it'd be.

RIP boiling water. You will be mist.

Why are most firefighters men? Because they like to find hot places and leave them wet.

Why was the stadium so hot?

Because all the fans left!

My hair strainer is hotter than you.