Hot Air jokes

My friends were really annoying me at my birthday party, so I decided to pop a balloon to spook them.

Maybe going on a hot air balloon ride wasn't the best idea.

Yo mama so fat, she could fly a hot air balloon by letting out her gas.

What do you call a batter in a hot air balloon?

Wow, Heaven's a lot hotter than I thought it'd be.

Why are most firefighters men? Because they like to find hot places and leave them wet.

Why was the stadium so hot?

Because all the fans left!

A German, an Australian, and a Mexican are on a plane. They say that they can tell where they are by sticking their hands out of the pane.

The German sticks his hand out and says, "We are in Germany." The others ask, "How do you know?" The German says, "Because it's so cold."

Then the Australian sticks his hand out and says, "We are in Australia." The others ask, "How do you know?" He replies, "Because it's so warm."

Then the Mexican sticks his hand out and back in. He says, "We are in Mexico." The others ask, "How do you know?" He says, "Because my watch is gone."

My hair strainer is hotter than you.