2 mums hook up! Their daughter comes in the room and says which ones the baby daddy? the "mum" points to the woman who was actually a man!
Whats the only punch that can knock out a 21 year old?
A Sandy Hook
What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.
Fishing is like sex when it is great it is great when it is not so great it is still great!
My mom said the happier a person is when sick the sooner they get better.
So I went to the hospital hooked up everyone's breathing masks to laughing gas.
Why can't blind people eat fish?
Because it's sea food.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he's hooked up to? -- The computer runs.
