Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
My wife and I watched The Perfect Murder together. Excellent movie, but what disturbed me though was my wife constantly taking notes.
Q. Why is Stephen Hawing so good at air guitar A. Because he has excellent string theory
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
The greatest Doctor, smartest man, young geek, and inspiring preacher are on a plane. The pilot dies of a heart attack, and is confirmed by the doctor. But, there are only 3 parachutes on the plane. The doctor takes one and says,
"People need me for my excellent medicine!" and jumps out. The smart man grab one and shouts,
"People are in need of my great knowledge!" and jumps out. There is only one more parachute on the plane. The preacher says to the geek,
"You are to young. Take the final parachute and go." The geek instead says,
"No, there are two parachutes left, the 'smart' one took my backpack."
Why do Asians excel at math? Because their dog can never eat their homework
Did you hear about the clam that could play violin?
It had excellent mussel memory.
Boss: how good are you at powerpoint? Me: I Excel at it. Boss: Was that a microsoft pun? Me: Word
Yo son so excellent he gone to a Rubik’s cube competition who competed against his daddy
Why'd the alternate universe Spider-Man do so well on his driving test? He's an excellent parallel Parker.
When this guy fell of a cliff he got a A+ for eggcellense
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Teacher:Kids what does a chicken give you
Students: Eggs
Teacher: Very good now what does the pig give you
Kids: Bacon
Teacher: Excellent now what does the fat cow give you
Kids: Homework
