Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.
Teacher:Kids what does a chicken give you
Teacher: Very good now what does the pig give you
Teacher: Excellent now what does the fat cow give you
Q. Why is Stephen Hawing so good at air guitar A. Because he has excellent string theory
The greatest Doctor, smartest man, young geek, and inspiring preacher are on a plane. The pilot dies of a heart attack, and is confirmed by the doctor. But, there are only 3 parachutes on the plane. The doctor takes one and says,
“People need me for my excellent medicine!” and jumps out. The smart man grab one and shouts,
“People are in need of my great knowledge!” and jumps out. There is only one more parachute on the plane. The preacher says to the geek,
“You are to young. Take the final parachute and go.” The geek instead says,
“No, there are two parachutes left, the ‘smart’ one took my backpack.”
Did you hear about the clam that could play violin?
It had excellent mussel memory.