Homocide jokes

How did the gay girl die? Homicide.

- The emo went to give the tree a high five, but the emo was left hanging.

- How did the gay person die? Homicide.

- Why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? He was cutting in line.

- When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it leaves and never comes back.

- I cried when my dad chopped onions. Onions was such a good dog.

- I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away.

- How is the person over there different from cancer? His dad didn't beat cancer.

How did the lesbian die? Homicide.

They say there's a person capable of murder in every friendship group. I suspected it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.

If you push someone that's bullying, if you kill someone that's murder, if there is no evidence it's nothing.

If a person shoots a person about to commit suicide, is it making it less painful, or is it murder?

Murder is the same as suicide, except the other person is doing it for you.

I hate these double standards.

If you burn a body at a crematorium you're "doing a good job". If you do it at home you're "destroying evidence".